So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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