Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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