I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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