Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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