I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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