i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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