I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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