your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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