so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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