she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
