Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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