Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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