JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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