Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
