you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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