ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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