i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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