Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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