definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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