one word: firstdatebathroomanal
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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