My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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