Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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