Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize