ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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