Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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