I hope mine doesn't look like that
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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