yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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