who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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