You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We're too hungover to prance.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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