Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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