i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she looked like the before picture.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
is it fun? or sober?
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