see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she pinky promised me she was 18
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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