Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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