yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
