another moral hangover. fuck.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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