He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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