Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
