Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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