i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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