I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
