Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Let's get the cat blown out
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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