there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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