Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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