You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did you pee in the oven last night??
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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