she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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