Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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