there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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