They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Randomize
