it wasn't lemon gatorade
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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