I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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