dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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