So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize