So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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