You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
