Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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